My Wife Is Expensive - Funny Customizable Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Look, times are tough… and your boy's out here working it. Whether it’s on a pole, at the gas pump, or just trying to keep up with her Amazon cart, this tee tells the truth loud and proud — don’t judge the hustle.

Featuring a hilarious dad bod pole dancing graphic and bold “My Wife Is Expensive” energy, this shirt is peak comedy, peak confidence, and peak zero shame. It’s the perfect gift for the husband who’s not afraid to laugh at himself — or the life he funds.

Printed on a Heavy Cotton Tee, it's got that thick, structured feel perfect for everyday wear, gym sarcasm, or just embracing the grind in style.

Product Highlights:

• Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton — tough like your dignity
• Classic fit with double-stitched seams for durability
• High-quality print featuring a dancing dad bod (you're welcome)
  
• Ideal for Father’s Day, gag gifts, or unapologetically funny husbands

Caution: May cause laughter, side-eyes, and sudden OnlyFans jokes.